This is not a corn maze

Almost a month ago, one of our landlords came to the house all upset. "Did you see - someone drove thru your corn last night. " So Charlie went to check it out. No, this is not a corn maze- well I guess it is in a sense. Charlie talked to the neighbor who said, I don't know who it was, but it was a loud little pickup that went barreling thru the yard around 11PM. Hmmmm. Our other neighbor, who has no driver's license because of his drinking problem, has a loud little pickup. So Charlie went to check it out and sure enough his pickup had corn stalks still underneath the truck and some soybeans, too. That's not good. So Charlie got a measuring wheel and measured off around 2000+ feet by 9 feet of our Iowa gold mowed down. He took the keys out of the pickup and told his boss to have him come talk to Charlie after work. He did and he found out that having fun is expensive. But he is making payments weekly, and we still have his keys and truck.